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Why did the man call his horse from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!

Why did the horseman put a saddle from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? It was a crusty steed!

Why did the horse stir his cereal from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the horse miss the joustHe from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!

Why did the horse go behind the from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.

Why did the farmer call his horse from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!

Why did the boy stand behind the from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the artist put on a from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why are clouds like jockeysBecause they hold from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

Why are chorus girls like barge horsesThey from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!

Who did the breeder call when his from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!

Which route should you take through the from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse? The psycho-path!

Where do you take a sick horseTo from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

Where did the newlywed horses stayIn the from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!

Where did the Knights of the Round from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot

When does a horse neighWhinny wants to from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!

Whats the hardest thing about learning to from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!

Whats black and white and turns cartwheelsA from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Whats as big as a horse but from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!

Whats another name for an assistant stable from Flashcomment Horse jokes Jokes
What's another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!